• 1. Drink if POTUS signs an autograph on his way to/from the podium
  2. x2 if what he is signing is not a program
  3. x3 if he gives them a kiss
  4. x4 if it is a Republican (or Joe Lieberman)
• 1. Drink if you find yourself adjusting your television due to John Boehner's skin color
• 1. Drink if the State of our Union is strong
  2. x2 if very strong
• 1. Drink when POTUS says my friends
  2. x2 if he says my friends across the aisle
• 1. Drink when POTUS says anything that sounds like boner
  2. x2 if it works as a double entendre
• 1. Drink if you catch John Boehner wiping his eyes
• 1. Drink if Joe Biden's eyes are closed
  2. x2 if his head nods, falling asleep
• 1. Drink if POTUS mentions bi-partisanship
  2. x2 if he says post-partisan
• 1. Drink if POTUS mentions Main Street and Wall Street in the same sentence
  2. x2 if it is with negative connotations
• 1. Drink if POTUS defends the Health Care Reform Bill
• 1. Drink if POTUS tells us to tighten our belts
  2. x2 if this is followed by shared sacrifice
  3. x3 if this is followed by bridge the gap
  4. finish your drink if all three were in the same sentence
• 1. Drink when the Democratic side of Congress gives POTUS a standing ovation
  2. x2 if both sides of Congress do
  3. finish your drink if only the Republicans do
• 1. Drink if POTUS makes a folksy reference to sports
  2. x2 if he mentions that he plays basketball
• 1. Drink if POTUS states there will be plenty of time for campaigning in 2012
  2. x2 if the camera pans to Mitch McConnell
  3. x3 if the camera pans to someone that will likely be running against him in 2012
• 1. Drink if POTUS says we must secure our borders
  2. x2 if the camera pans to someone that looks Latino
  3. x3 if the camera pans to Robert Menendez (D-NJ) or Marco Rubio (R-FL)
• 1. Drink if POTUS launches into a story about someone he has met that is unemployed, or was unemployed for a significant duration of time
  2. x2 if that person is in the audience
  3. x3 if Michelle is in the same camera shot
• 1. Drink if POTUS reminds us that he inherited this economy
  2. x2 if he also reminds us that he inherited two wars
• 1. Drink if anything is happening for the first time in history
• 1. Drink if there is progress in the Middle East
• 1. Drink if POTUS reminds us that he is hopeful
  2. x2 if he also seeks change
• 1. Drink if POTUS mentions how homosexuals may now serve openly in the military
  2. x2 if the camera then features an individual in uniform
  3. finish your drink if they are holding hands with someone of the same sex
• 1. Drink every time POTUS says: determination, ideals, infrastructure, job creation, reform, spirit, status quo or terrorism/terrorist
• 1. Drink if POTUS instructs the VP to head a task force
  2. x2 if he references a task force the VP headed last year that you have never heard of
• 1. Drink if POTUS wants to appoint a new Czar of Something
• 1. Drink if POTUS wishes to be clear
  2. 2x if he wishes to be perfectly clear
• 1. Drink if POTUS tells us the message the voters sent
• 1. Drink if POTUS reminds us that he cut taxes for the middle class
  2. x2 if the camera shows a clapping Republican
  3. x3 if there is no clapping when he mentions the Stimulus Bill
• 1. Drink if POTUS tells us the true engine of job creation in this country
  2. x2 if he mentions American innovation, grit, ingenuity, or training workers for the future
• 1. Drink if POTUS proposes a new initiative
  2. x2 if it is an initiative that has already been initiated
• 1. Drink for each media mention of the continuity of government official who is not present
• 1. Drink if POTUS says hand up not hand out
• 1. Drink if POTUS tells a story about Joe in Shohola